1. If you come over to some ones house at lunch time you will not be told “just wait here I was just finishing lunch” but you will be invited to share the one helping of food.
2. A mother may ask a complete stranger to help hold her child/baby well she busy with something else (ex sitting down in a matatu).
3. Your mean of transport could be racing another….
4. Your name will become Mzungu( white person)….
5. A stranger may come up to you and ask you where you are going….
6. Having toilet paper in the “bathroom” is very odd because that is the place you bathe not crap..
7. Little kids will shout, “ How are you” repeatedly and when you respond, “ I am fine. How are you?” They will respond nothing back…
8. If people don’t greet you(or vise versa) they are very rude people….
9. School days are not canceled because of snow but rain because you can’t hear anything on the tin roof….
10. You will see people dancing around I fire naked every night….(Just kidding)
11. If you talk about football the person will care what you are talking until you confuse them by the words field goal or touch down….
12. People will be wearing hats of American teams that they cannot name a single player or tell you what city the team comes from….
13. A meeting starting an hour late is making good time…
14. A suit case, chest, food or drink is not carried on your head….
15. When you throw scraps from a meal dogs and chickens will come running….
16. Flashing someone is just a way to give them your number…(calling and hanging up)
17. Eating goat is just as common as beef….
18. If you look one bit tired you will be told pole(sorry)……
19. Your days of reading on the toilet are gone(at least for most)…..
20. Eating pizza, burgers, cheese, turkey will make you extra happy….
21. Monkeys and elephants are not fun circus animal anymore but hated animals because they eat/destroy all your food…..
22. When you visit someone you will come back with some type of gift probably a vegetable….
23. Wearing sandals with dress pants and a button shirt is ok…
24. You understand the grammar in how Hakuna matata means no worries…
25. If you don’t like tea with milk you are strange..
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2 comments:
HAAhhaahaa ohh.. Its true, all of it.
u typed all of that out on your cell phone using t9
u call a crap a "long call"
youre told, youre most welcome (here); feel welcome. something with welcome in it
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